Tuesday, October 19, 2010

symptoms? beware!

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him / her .
You think it's : Love .
Medical possibility : Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction ( heart attack ) .

2. Constant smiling .
You think it's : Love .
Medical possibility : Bell's Palsy .

3. Absent mindedness , forgetfulness , inability to focus on tasks at work or home .
You think it's : Love .
Medical possibility : early onset Alzheimer's Disease .

4. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he / she calls or comes over .
You think it's : Love .
Medical possibility : multiple sclerosis .

5. Inability to stop thinking about him / her .
You think it's : Love .
Medical possibility : OCD.

6. Insomnia .
You think it's : Love
Medical possibility : benign prostatic hyperplasia.

7. Feeling that you can smell / hear / feel him or her when not in his / her presence.
You think it's : Love
Medical possibility : schizophrenia.

p/s; naa, sapa nda boleh tidur tu? sapa senyum sendiri sendiri tu? sapa? bagus pegi cek sama doktor...